7.30pm Thursday 3rd December, At Meca, Swindon
Fundraising for Big Breakfast Plus.
The country’s most notorious adult panto company are back! Cattle Productions have been performing their famous rude and naughty shows since 2011 and now bring you their unique take on Beauty & The Beast – their fourth in the series!
The main man Big Dick Dickey returns and he’s the one you’ve all come to see – he’s filthy, foul-mouthed, flirty and f*****g funny! What will he get up to this time with a new girl and a big beast around the corner, alongside a few other barmy characters!?
And this is a PROPER adult panto, uniquely written for an adult audience, NOT just adapted from a family show with a few swear words thrown in! It’s an 18+ production and definitely not for those of you that get offended, so only come if you know what you’re coming to see!!
Focus on the outrageous things we’re saying, and we guarantee you the best laughs you’ll ever have! Of course, really this is just a simple fairytale … just with our unique, crude and dirty twist!
We are also proud to support local charity BIG BREAKFAST PLUS with this show, who ensure that anybody in need starts the day with that all-important first meal!
We’re at MECA Swindon on Thursday 3rd December 2026 – 7:30pm – and only £20 a ticket! Tickets available from www.beautybeastadultpanto.co.uk or from the MECA Swindon Box Office (www.mecaswindon.co.uk / 01793 251111)
OUR REVIEWS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES:
** “Have not laughed so much in ages” **
** “The best comedy show I have ever seen” **
** “LAUGHED from start to finish” **
** “I ached from laughing so much” **
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